The Calender That Hung Itself by Bright Eyes.
lol @ that hung itself
“I made this necklace because you said you were a ‘butt man.’”
a;lskjf so gross
“Shit. I thought ‘March Madness’ was some kind of sick dance party.”
ahahha
Your Best Friend is your Ex
I love our game nights! It’s great that that we can open up our home to our closest friends for some good old fashioned fun. But, it’s kind of strange that your ex always ends up on the invite list. And always shows up. And brings a snack that is somehow reminiscent of a fond, shared memory. And that you two miraculously wind up on the same team. Every, single, time. Yup, lots of whispering (with ear cupping!), conspiring, giggling, and scheming when it’s time to decide on those important Trivial Pursuit answers. Here’s a question: What 21st century couple broke up famously over a game of Trivial Pursuit?
GUESTBREAKER: Your Tux T-Shirt
Ok. Wow. Let’s turn back the clock to the time of purchase for this abomination. “Oh! Hey! Look! It’s like the mullet of torso garb! Business on top and FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE all over! You have my sale!” You probably thought you’d be “peacocking” it up with this hot number, right? The best non-Urban Outfitters purchase since your Guster shirt! Yes, the tux-shirt, there’s never a place you can’t rock it… except funerals, balls, or anywhere that the mean IQ is over 90…so, it’ll be perfect for your upcoming mixer with those sorority girls who are “like, super nice and probably DTF.” There’s even a goddamn boutineer! I guess I should be giving you “mad ups” for the matching black solo cup…if it wasn’t filled with peach schnapps which are “totes your fav” now? Really? Ok, brah, keep up the quasi-gay tween lingo to win my trust, what page of The Game was that particular gem on? Now fuck off, I’m going to go find a guy with a Heineken in his hand and two balls in his jeans.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Steph.
HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY, REGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aww regina and conor are the same age
There’s this stupid kid in my bed again He seems to come back every night He tries so hard to be so cool But he can’t ever get it right There’s this stupid song in my head again It seems to come back every night I try so hard to kill it out But all I can do is scream and shout Scream and shout Ahahahaha Scream and shout Oh, oh my god There’s this stupid kid lives down my street He walks over to talk to me He tries so hard to sound so smart But he can’t ever use his heart There’s this stupid book, sits on my shelf I see it every stupid day I try so hard to pick it up Cause my mother says it will fill my cup Fill my cup Fill my cup My mother says it will fill my cup And my mother is always right, I know, I know There’s this stupid guy sits up above He shines his light down on me He tries so hard to show me love But I look away when I see the dove There’s this stupid guy, he died for me Or so the stupid story goes If I open my heart then I’ll be free But all this talk of love is scaring me Scaring me Its scaring me How I want to be free But its so scary
Wavves
Animal Collective
Midlake
The Mars VoltaI’ll think of more…
animal collective is real good on drugs. and some of them is good anyhow. and i like wavves, too.
but i never did get into midlake or tmv
well, animal collective is one of my favorite bands
but wavves is so annoying
and the other two are bad too.
idek how you can think wavves is annoying.
Wavves is annoying, scott baby. It’s background noise and it blends together.
if it’s background noise then it’s unnoticeable and therefore not annoying. i like their energy
Your argument is invalid!
It’s okay, I still love you.
aha but my point is it’s not background music at all. and then i gave the reason i like them: their energy. no thing though, to each their own.
well it’s still conor’s birthday on the west coast. so here’s one last conor oberst song. it’s very rare
the magnetas - annex anex
now i’m going to pop a xanax and maybe sleep
Wavves
Animal Collective
Midlake
The Mars VoltaI’ll think of more…
animal collective is real good on drugs. and some of them is good anyhow. and i like wavves, too.
but i never did get into midlake or tmv
well, animal collective is one of my favorite bands
but wavves is so annoying
and the other two are bad too.
idek how you can think wavves is annoying.
Wavves is annoying, scott baby. It’s background noise and it blends together.
if it’s background noise then it’s unnoticeable and therefore not annoying. i like their energy
